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Sep 23, 2015

Koala Rock Discovered

Me musts come out of da retirements to announce dis important newz!
Me haz discovereds a new element: Koalaium. It haz a plus 15 charge.

Sep 3, 2015

Kosher Koala Retirement

It tis tyme dat me hang up me tires and announce me retirements :(
Dis iz an emotiona tyme and me tanks da media for respecting me privacy.
KOALA OUT!

Jul 6, 2015

Koala Shark

Who iz excited for da Shark Week! Koalaz dominate shark.
Here iz me surveying me shark kingdom eye conquered. Me iz da koala shark!

Jul 5, 2015

American Koala Soccer

Today iz da big day. USA vs. Japan in da finals. We will get ourz revenge.
The American soccer koalas will win 3 too 1. Mark me wordz. 

Koala Fireworks

Me saw an amazing fireworks display yesterday at da koala hotel.
Dey had koala fireworks and lots of American Koala fun!