Kosher God

Koalas ar God so dat means dat koala blogs ar da gods of animal blogs.

Kosher Dinosaur

Me ca'nt wait to watch da new Jurassic movie with all da big (hopefully kosher) dinosaurs.
Yu may remember me iconic scene from da first movie of me on da toilet s#%tting me pants.
Do'nt be alarmed though... me being eaten waznt real and me iz feeling good.

Kosher Chips

Breaking news: Now available in very limited supply ar me Kosher Koala chips!
Dey taste very similar to Lays chips butt dey are specially koalafied!
Dey ar very delicious and me advice yu eat alot of them.

Koala Eating Apple

Doctor Koala here too tell y'all dat eating one apple a day and one cupcake a day will...
Do absolutely nothing unless you does a bunch of other stuff. Koalas love apples and cupcakes!

Beyonce

Eye had so much fun sitting on the court with Beyonce at da Nets game!
Just as with T-Swizzle (Taylor Swift), yu should expect a song by Beyonce about me soon!

Hot Dogs

Eye luv going to da Dodger games and eating sum good Dodgerdogs!
Eye like to put ketchup on me dogs butt nothing else.

FOOD

If yu hav not had some latkes yu must eat dem now!
Dey are me fav jewish food dat eye eat. Dey taste like a combo of happyness and tastiness.

Koala Fishing

Eye had a amzzing tyme fishing with me buddys on da beach yesterdaye.
We even realed in dis 100 lb bad boy! 

Koala Eating Eucalyptus Leaves

Pleese tak a momint two enjoi sum leafs todaye
"A lif without leafs iz a life without meening" - Abe Lincon

Koala Hanging Onto Leg

Whin youre humin haz youre foood butt willnt giv it two yu.
He'z keaping me leafs frum meee! 

Koala Eating Popcorn

Me az a babby! Eye luved me sum guhd poppcornn!
Me fav popcorn flavour iz peanututter.

Challah

Hallah at me iff yu wantin sum challah bred. 

After Munching on Leaves

Me after munchin on me leafs.

Eye luv leafs.

Koala Winking

Nuthin two see hear... just me munchin sujjestively on me leafs...