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| Me reactshin to da 1st tyme eye see Miley dancin... Eye almost spit out me leafs! Twas a scary tyme. |
Feb 28, 2015
Miley Cyrus
Feb 27, 2015
Animal Olympics
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| It twas an honnor repping me countrey in da olympics with my buds. Da kool kat passed me da ball and eye made a 3 too win gold!! |
Feb 26, 2015
Koala King
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| Eye am da king of da kowala bares! All kowala bares bow down two me now. "Da Kosher Koala iz a grate king" - every1 |
Feb 25, 2015
Dunk Contest
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| #wbw two whin eye won da dunk contest for da Bulls! Eye jumped all da way from da freee throw lineeee!!! |
Feb 24, 2015
Feb 23, 2015
Koala Laughing
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| Eye luv whin me kowala freinds tel me funy joke. "Y did da boss hire da kowala bear?" "Becuz he waz overly koala-fied!" |
Feb 21, 2015
Koala Eating Eucalyptus Leaves
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| Pleese tak a momint two enjoi sum leafs todaye "A lif without leafs iz a life without meening" - Abe Lincon |
Feb 20, 2015
Koala Hugs
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| Me Granpa Kowala giv me da bestest of hugs. Da key two guhd kowala hugs iz how ward yu squeze! |
Feb 19, 2015
Koala in College
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| Throw bak two me studdyin days at the Yale universidy in Conetikut. Eye ware contac lenzes nowadaze insted of me nerd glassess. #tbt #koalacollege |
Feb 18, 2015
Kool Katz Blog
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| If me no blesssed two bee a kowala bear, eye wood bee a kat just lik me freind. Me freind and me ar da bestest of buddys everr. #kosherkoala #koshercat #tbtmeandfreind |
Feb 17, 2015
T-Swizzle Me Inspirer
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| Eye been playin da gatar ever sinse eye ferst herd T-Swizzle in consert. Iff yu say yu no lik T-Swizzle, yu bee lying and eye no lik yu no more. |
Feb 16, 2015
Usain Bolt
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| Dat momint whin da copps ketch yu steeling sum leafs. Dey kall me da Usain Bolt of kowalas. Eye run a 40 sekond 100 meterr. |
Feb 13, 2015
Spanish Koalas
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| Showt outt two mi Kowala freinds en Spain! Hola mis amigos! A mi me encanta todos mis amigos en Espana! |
Feb 11, 2015
Evil Koala
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| Dat mommnt whin yu finaly no how two destroyy youre kowala enemies! Evill lies withinn us allll. #kosherkoala #evilkoala |
Feb 10, 2015
Koala Hanging Onto Leg
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| Whin youre humin haz youre foood butt willnt giv it two yu. He'z keaping me leafs frum meee! |
Feb 9, 2015
That Moment When
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| Dat momment whin yu c a vary attractiv femail kowala walkin by... Eye lik dat momment a lot. |
Feb 8, 2015
Making Money
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| #tbt Eye been makin muhney sinse Daye Won! Beecuz yu no eye am all bout dat cash. #kosherkoala |
Feb 7, 2015
Feb 6, 2015
Koala Eating Popcorn
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| Me az a babby! Eye luved me sum guhd poppcornn! Me fav popcorn flavour iz peanututter. |
Feb 5, 2015
Feb 4, 2015
Feb 3, 2015
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