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| Do'nt ask da Siri monster what Zero divided by Zero iz. Me did. Waz much sad making. She told me sum very mean things and Koala Siri and me ar taking a break. |
Jun 30, 2015
Kosher Siri
Jun 29, 2015
BET Awards
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| Da Koala BET Awards have come and gone and me haz sum great news! Yours truly, da kosher koala, iz gonna host da next black awrds show! |
Jun 28, 2015
Kosher Movie
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| Me latest kosher movie adventure iz Terminator where me plays Arnold Schwarzenegger. We must goes back in time too save Sarah Conor me thinks butt me not sure becuz me never read the whole script. |
Jun 27, 2015
Jun 26, 2015
NBA Draft
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| With da 1st pick in da NBA Draft da Minnesota Timberwolves selected da Kosher Koala Blogger. Me iz da best kosher basketball player ever and da third koala taken first overall ever. |
Jun 25, 2015
Koala Flying
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| Me got too ride on da new Lexus Hoverboard and waz da first flying koala! Me flew around da world in just 87.43 seconds and dat waz going slow. #NeedForSpeed |
Jun 24, 2015
Koala Football Player
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| Yesterday me koala football player buddie Tom Brady had hiz hearing about deflated balls. Me thinks he probably guilty butt since we iz freinds pleeze dont tell him me sas that. |
Jun 23, 2015
Koala Baseball
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| Big time win for me team da Cubs yesterday over da Los Dodgers of Los Angeles. With me on da team yu get da best of kosher baseball and koala baseball whatever dat means! |
Jun 22, 2015
Koala on TV
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| Oh me god! Da Last Ship iz returning today and me iz gonna save da world! Me iz da last kosher koala blogger left in da world and me haz da cure to da plague! |
Jun 21, 2015
Koala Father
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| Happy Day of da Kosher Fathers too yu all and too all da koala daddys! Me so sorry me no post in a while butt me waz summer hibernating. |
Jun 15, 2015
Game of Thrones
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| Wat a crazy Game of Thrones finale it twas! So many living peoples becoming dead ones! Unsuprizingly me, King of the Northern Koalas, remains ruler and most important on da show! Pleeze email da peoples in charge to not kill me because then me would be dead and sad and dead. |
Jun 14, 2015
Jun 13, 2015
Kosher Dinosaur
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| Me ca'nt wait to watch da new Jurassic movie with all da big (hopefully kosher) dinosaurs. Yu may remember me iconic scene from da first movie of me on da toilet s#%tting me pants. Do'nt be alarmed though... me being eaten waznt real and me iz feeling good. |
Jun 12, 2015
Kosher Chips
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| Breaking news: Now available in very limited supply ar me Kosher Koala chips! Dey taste very similar to Lays chips butt dey are specially koalafied! Dey ar very delicious and me advice yu eat alot of them. |
Jun 11, 2015
CMT Awards
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| Here ar sum of pics from da CMT Music Awards red capet of me and me pals! Me iz da top Kosher Country Singer in da world and me one every award! Me decided to ware sum casual attire in me jeans and plain white T. |
Jun 10, 2015
Kosher Soccer
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| Me iz a memer of da USA national soccer team for da guys. We ar so excited to watch da girls win da world cup dis month! Me will be da first ever koala soccer player next guys world cup. |
Jun 9, 2015
Women's World Cup
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| Team US of da A won Yesterday against da land of koala bears Australia 3-1! Me iz proud koala butt me rooting for me country USA! Koalas playing soccer would bee unfair so dey (FIFA) banned us from competing! Me tinks dis aint right butt what can me do about it? |
Jun 8, 2015
Tony Awards
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| Tank yu so much to all me freinds family and koala bears me wouldntve won without yu! Me won da Tony Award for Best Koala Bear in a Leading Role in a Story About Koalas. Twas a very heated category butt tanks to yu all me won! Kosher Koala haz taken over Broadway! |
Jun 6, 2015
American Koala
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| Me and me brothers gave a good butt-kicking to da Netherlanders and won da match! American soccer iz getting beter and we will win da next World Cup! |
Jun 5, 2015
Koala Basketball
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| Da true reazon da Warriors won game waz becuz me sabotaged da Cavs! BWAHAHA! Da Cavs wo'nt win with me missing shots on purposefully! |
Jun 4, 2015
Happy Koala
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| Me and me friends had so much fun at Disneyland yesterday! Twas a blast. Dis iz me on da Buzz Lightyear ride. Of course me score waz way higher then the other kid. |
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| Another fun pic, dis one iz from Splash Mountain! Why iz dat second kid holding hiz shoe? |
Jun 3, 2015
Kosher Disneyland
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| Me so sorry me no have pics last couple days. Today me iz going to Disneyland! Da happiest place on earth iz a prime place for me too be advertizing da Kosher Koala Blog! |
Jun 2, 2015
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