Sailing

Little dad you guyz know butt me iz an amazing pro sailer number one in da world.
Me sails soooo fast and for so long it tis amazing. Koalas have great endurance. 

Koala Eating Apple

Doctor Koala here too tell y'all dat eating one apple a day and one cupcake a day will...
Do absolutely nothing unless you does a bunch of other stuff. Koalas love apples and cupcakes!

Kosher Ninja

Oh me god American Ninja Warrior iz back and better than ever becuz i am on it!
Me waz on da Venice Qualifier and beat da course! Koalas = Ninjas 

Memorial Day

Happy Memorial Day and thank you to all who served!
"All gave some, some gave all"

Kosher TV

Today iz Monday and dat means dat it iz #ManCrushMonday. Mine iz David Letterman.
He iz a vary funny dude and he even keeps me bobblehead on hiz desk! Luv u Davy!