Kosher Dinosaur

Me ca'nt wait to watch da new Jurassic movie with all da big (hopefully kosher) dinosaurs.
Yu may remember me iconic scene from da first movie of me on da toilet s#%tting me pants.
Do'nt be alarmed though... me being eaten waznt real and me iz feeling good.

Kosher Chips

Breaking news: Now available in very limited supply ar me Kosher Koala chips!
Dey taste very similar to Lays chips butt dey are specially koalafied!
Dey ar very delicious and me advice yu eat alot of them.

CMT Awards

Here ar sum of pics from da CMT Music Awards red capet of me and me pals!
Me iz da top Kosher Country Singer in da world and me one every award!
Me decided to ware sum casual attire in me jeans and plain white T. 

Tony Awards

Tank yu so much to all me freinds family and koala bears me wouldntve won without yu!
Me won da Tony Award for Best Koala Bear in a Leading Role in a Story About Koalas.
Twas a very heated category butt tanks to yu all me won! Kosher Koala haz taken over Broadway!

Happy Koala

Me and me friends had so much fun at Disneyland yesterday! Twas a blast.
Dis iz me on da Buzz Lightyear ride. Of course me score waz way higher then the other kid.

Another fun pic, dis one iz from Splash Mountain!
Why iz dat second kid holding hiz shoe?

Kosher Disneyland

Me so sorry me no have pics last couple days. Today me iz going to Disneyland!
Da happiest place on earth iz a prime place for me too be advertizing da Kosher Koala Blog!

Argentina

Me had soo much fun in Argentina rooting for Messi with all da crazy fútbol fans!
Did yu know dat a koala playing soccer iz better than Messi?! Shoutout to me Argentina subscriber!

Sailing

Little dad you guyz know butt me iz an amazing pro sailer number one in da world.
Me sails soooo fast and for so long it tis amazing. Koalas have great endurance. 

American Koala

Eye realized dat eye haz been giving all me luv to other countries and not America!
Here iz me showing how much me luvs USA. USA = Freedom = Koala Blogs!

The Flash Koala

Just another day in da life of me, Da Flash, catching da bad guys and all.
Dis buddy here robbed a bank so eye had too arrest him. His mom will not be proud.

Kosher Australia

Today da Kosher Koala Blog is taking over #Australia land of da koalas.
Eye luv Australia becuz it tis so nice to koala bears like me supports me blog!

Koala Singing

Check out da latest Bad Blood Music video with me and me bestie T-Swizzle!
Taylor Swift and me ar ready to go too war with all other animal blogs!
The Kosher Koala Blog and T-Swizzle ar a unstoppable one-two punch.

German Koala

I luv me Kosher Koala Blog subscriber in Germany! Eye luv yu!
German koalas ar great and thank yu so much for subscribing! Please leeve me a comment!

Koala Playing Basketball

Me and me freinds Cliff Paul and Blake Griffin nead to win today!
Game 7, dis iz what koalas live for! Expect a quadruple-double frum yours truly.

Koala Blog

Me with Olivia Munn hosting da annual Kosher Koala Blog show!
Factoid: Koala blogs are da reason humans came into existance.

Pitch Perfect 2

Eye had me su much fun filming Pitch Perfect 2 with me gal pals.
Koalas ar secretly amazing singers (we iz all amazing at everything butt we ar very modest)!

Koala Dunking

Da #NBA playoffs got me so excited it tis insane!
Da playoffs have nothin' on my dunk contest though!

Koala Eating Leaves

Dat horrible moment when yu learn dat youre leafs arent kosher!
Dis hapened to me yesterday. Twas very sad.

Koala Bear

Did yu know dat koala bears ar not actually bears at all?! Now yu do!
Otherwize we would all look lik dis guy. Dis koala bear luvs himself sum good challah bread.

Pony Express

Have y'all seen da Google game available today?
It tis so much fun and surprizingly difficult (granted keyboards are hard to use with paws). #Ponyexpress