Kosher Basketball

Breaking News: Da Chicagoan Bulls hav signed da Kosher Koala in free agency!
Da contract will be 95 million eukalyptus leaves over 5 years. Every leaf iz fully guaranteed.
Kosher basketball will be taking over da NBA in no time.

NBA Draft

With da 1st pick in da NBA Draft da Minnesota Timberwolves selected da Kosher Koala Blogger.
Me iz da best kosher basketball player ever and da third koala taken first overall ever.

Koala Basketball

Da true reazon da Warriors won game waz becuz me sabotaged da Cavs!
BWAHAHA! Da Cavs wo'nt win with me missing shots on purposefully!

James Harden Koala Playing Basketball

Me haz a big game today for da Rockets versus me pal Steph Curry of the Warriors!
Yu may know me better az James Harden but behind da beard iz a koala!
Eye bet yu never seen a koala playing basketball az well az i do.

Koala Playing Basketball

Me and me freinds Cliff Paul and Blake Griffin nead to win today!
Game 7, dis iz what koalas live for! Expect a quadruple-double frum yours truly.

Koala Dunking

Da #NBA playoffs got me so excited it tis insane!
Da playoffs have nothin' on my dunk contest though!

Derrick Rose

Da Bulls Win! Derrick Rose iz me idol and he iz grater than Lebron and Kobe combined!
What a shot! Look how stunned eye waz on da right.Complete disbelief! #GoBulls #SeeRed #kosherkoala

Koala Playing Basketball

Eye know yu guys all think i'm lying about all me alter egos...
Butt dis one iz 100 precentage points true. Eye iz LeBron James.
Today eye will finsih da sweep of da Celtics b4 eye go out and eat some Eukalyptus leafs.

Koala Basketball Spurs

It tis time dat eye come out and reveel da truth...
Eye am Tony Parker and Manu Ginobili iz actually a one-eared dog.
Just let it sink in four a while. #spurs #tonyparker #timduncan #nbaplayoffs