Kosher Basketball

Breaking News: Da Chicagoan Bulls hav signed da Kosher Koala in free agency!
Da contract will be 95 million eukalyptus leaves over 5 years. Every leaf iz fully guaranteed.
Kosher basketball will be taking over da NBA in no time.

Koala Baseball

Big time win for me team da Cubs yesterday over da Los Dodgers of Los Angeles.
With me on da team yu get da best of kosher baseball and koala baseball whatever dat means!

Jewish Baseball

Oh me guhd Anthony Rizzo iz soooo good! Game winning HOMERUN for Da Cubs last night!
Eye waz so lucky too be sitting front row! Me luvs da Cubs and koalas playing baseball.

Chicago

Yesterday eye visited da wonderful city of #Chicago and here iz me at Da Bean!
Surprizingly, eye waz not da only animal rolling these parts...
Their were also #Bears (with there little #Cubs) and Bulls roaming da city.