Kosher God

Koalas ar God so dat means dat koala blogs ar da gods of animal blogs.

Kosher Dinosaur

Me ca'nt wait to watch da new Jurassic movie with all da big (hopefully kosher) dinosaurs.
Yu may remember me iconic scene from da first movie of me on da toilet s#%tting me pants.
Do'nt be alarmed though... me being eaten waznt real and me iz feeling good.