Yearbook Picture

Throw back Thursday to me seven grade yeer book pictures!
It wazz a bad hair day. Eye am da one on the bottom left.

Lamborghini

Eye luv me new Lamborghini! It reaches 1000 mph and can fly!
Eye waz hoping for a pink one butt yellow will have too due. 

College Football

Boy do eye miss me college footbal days at da Unniversity of Michigann.
Yu may remember me Heismen campaign way bak in 1991. 
Dey called me da Kosher King of Saturday and the Kosher Buckeye killer!

Koala in Space

Da Kosher Koala waz da first kowala bear on da moon since 1969!
Me and me friends claimed da land for me country da Kosher Koala Blog.

Statue of David

Eye luv da statue of me Michelangelo made four me!
A little scandalous butt dat is okey wit me!

Best Soccer Player in the World

Bestest day of me life! Eye won da best player in da world award!
Eye beat Messi and Ronaldo and Jimmy! GOAL! 

Llamas on the Loose

Yu may have seen me friend, da black llama, and me on da news recently.
Dey thought they had us butt we got out. Gurl in pink was'nt even trying.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Happy burthday to me older Sisster Ko! Or in Hebrew: Yom hu'ledet sameach!
She is verry old, she be a hole 17 years old!

ESPN

Eye cannot beleeve eye made da ESPN main page!
Don't forget to watch tonite at 7 as eye climb Mount Koalamanjaro!

Volleyball

Eye luv getting out to play sum volleyball with me friends!
Dis ball hit my friend in da face!

Koala King

Eye am da king of da kowala bares! All kowala bares bow down two me now.
"Da Kosher Koala iz a grate king" - every1 

Dunk Contest

#wbw two whin eye won da dunk contest for da Bulls!
Eye jumped all da way from da freee throw lineeee!!!

Kowalaby

Dis iz me buddy from da outbak, Billy.
Billy iz a kosher kowalaby. He be 50% kowala 50% walaby and 100% kosher!

Koala Laughing

Eye luv whin me kowala freinds tel me funy joke.
"Y did da boss hire da kowala bear?"
"Becuz he waz overly koala-fied!"