FOOD

If yu hav not had some latkes yu must eat dem now!
Dey are me fav jewish food dat eye eat. Dey taste like a combo of happyness and tastiness.

Pumping Iron

It iz vary important dat a kowala bear works out every day.
Even with hard werk and dedication, yu will never bee as strong as me!

Speed Kills

Yu know what dey say? Speed kills! And thats me runing for me contry, USA.
Mr. Lightning Bolt beet me this one time butt eye will get me revenge.

Boston Strong

Eye waz soo excited when the Red Socks hit da home run in da World Series.
And then dis photo of me went viral! Before this picture, eye waz just youre average kola cop.

Yearbook Picture

Throw back Thursday to me seven grade yeer book pictures!
It wazz a bad hair day. Eye am da one on the bottom left.

Lamborghini

Eye luv me new Lamborghini! It reaches 1000 mph and can fly!
Eye waz hoping for a pink one butt yellow will have too due. 

College Football

Boy do eye miss me college footbal days at da Unniversity of Michigann.
Yu may remember me Heismen campaign way bak in 1991. 
Dey called me da Kosher King of Saturday and the Kosher Buckeye killer!

Koala in Space

Da Kosher Koala waz da first kowala bear on da moon since 1969!
Me and me friends claimed da land for me country da Kosher Koala Blog.

Dodgeball

Eye luv playing da game of dodgeball. Never forget the 5 Ds of dodgball.
Dip, duk, dodge, dive, and dodge! Ball if lyfe!

Statue of David

Eye luv da statue of me Michelangelo made four me!
A little scandalous butt dat is okey wit me!

Hero Koala

Sum peoples ar calling me a hero for saving dis mans life.
Butt eye waz just doing wat any other kowala bear woulda done.

Best Soccer Player in the World

Bestest day of me life! Eye won da best player in da world award!
Eye beat Messi and Ronaldo and Jimmy! GOAL! 

Llamas on the Loose

Yu may have seen me friend, da black llama, and me on da news recently.
Dey thought they had us butt we got out. Gurl in pink was'nt even trying.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Happy burthday to me older Sisster Ko! Or in Hebrew: Yom hu'ledet sameach!
She is verry old, she be a hole 17 years old!

ESPN

Eye cannot beleeve eye made da ESPN main page!
Don't forget to watch tonite at 7 as eye climb Mount Koalamanjaro!

Volleyball

Eye luv getting out to play sum volleyball with me friends!
Dis ball hit my friend in da face!

Koala Fishing

Eye had a amzzing tyme fishing with me buddys on da beach yesterdaye.
We even realed in dis 100 lb bad boy! 

Animal Olympics

It twas an honnor repping me countrey in da olympics with my buds.
Da kool kat passed me da ball and eye made a 3 too win gold!!

Koala King

Eye am da king of da kowala bares! All kowala bares bow down two me now.
"Da Kosher Koala iz a grate king" - every1