NFL Draft

#NFLDraft ME boy Jameis iz da number UNO pick in da draft!
All koala bears deserve 2nd chances!

Family Guy

Dis aint me butt i thought my koala bud here deserved a post.
We koala bears do'nt get enough street cred for our amazing fighting.
RESPECT KOALAS!!! #familyguy 

Chicago

Yesterday eye visited da wonderful city of #Chicago and here iz me at Da Bean!
Surprizingly, eye waz not da only animal rolling these parts...
Their were also #Bears (with there little #Cubs) and Bulls roaming da city.

Kool Katz Blog

Eye had me self such a fun day hanging with me pal The Kool Katz Blog. We spent all da day racing on humming birds while singing Taylor Swift songs!
Go check out cascadingcats.blogspot.com now too be forever happy. #cats #koolkatz

Koala Playing Basketball

Eye know yu guys all think i'm lying about all me alter egos...
Butt dis one iz 100 precentage points true. Eye iz LeBron James.
Today eye will finsih da sweep of da Celtics b4 eye go out and eat some Eukalyptus leafs.

Bruce Jenner

Did yu guys see da big Bruce Jenner news!!! #brucejenner
He iz now a she. It waz just yesterday eye lost to her in da #Olympics.

Koala President

Eye do'nt have much too say today so imma flash back to my time with Obama.
#fbf too The Big O's inauguration ceremony.  

Koala Basketball Spurs

It tis time dat eye come out and reveel da truth...
Eye am Tony Parker and Manu Ginobili iz actually a one-eared dog.
Just let it sink in four a while. #spurs #tonyparker #timduncan #nbaplayoffs

Full House

Has yu heard da news! Full House iz coming back to a TV neer yu!!!
Eye have so much fun on da set with all da peoples! #fullhouse
They are calling it Fuller House!!! #FullerHouse

Rome

#TBT Too when eye founded da city of #Rome with my bros Romulus and Remus.
It may have been 1262 years ago butt it feels like it was just yesterday!
Too be honest eye liked Romulus a little more. 

Israel

Eye had so much fun just chilling in da Dead Sea in #Israel!
Koala bears ar grately respected in Israel which iz good.

NBA

Da #NBA has come out with a new koalaified logo for da #nbaplayoffs!!!
It features all time koala leading scorer.... Da Kosher Koala!

Koala Basketball Pelicans

It tis dat time of year again... Playoffs are back and better then ever!!!
Eye ca'nt wait to officiate Anthony Davis in da playoffs.
Eye have to admit dat eye tend to root for one team while officiating.
#nba #nbaplayoffs #anthonydavis #stephcurry

Kris Bryant

Happy Kris Bryant Day to all me Cubs fans out there.
Me and Kris had such fun in da minors together last year!

Koala Katy Perry

Eye luv hanging out with so many celebrities #katyperry !
Katy Perry and eye luv to go bowling and eeat leaves together.

Aaron Hernandez

Breaking News: Da Kosher Koala and his fellow jurors convicted Aaron Hernandez of murder.
Did yu know dat R is da most menacing letter in da alphabet.
Dat is why it is called muRdeR and not muKduK. #aaronhernandez

Koala Madonna

#wbw To when eye was dancing alongside the main bae Madonna!
Yu may have seen her kissing dat Drake human.

Pony Express

Have y'all seen da Google game available today?
It tis so much fun and surprizingly difficult (granted keyboards are hard to use with paws). #Ponyexpress

View From the Wing

Big time shoutout too da #viewfromthewing for this amazing article on koalas on planes!
Da koalas were sent from the Big Down Under to Singapore to commemorate 50 years of peace!
http://viewfromthewing.boardingarea.com/2015/04/12/four-koalas-flying-from-australia-to-the-singapore-zoo-in-qantas-koala-class/ 

Hillary Clinton

Eye would like to announce dat eye will be running for President!
My dream is too become da first koala president ever in da world.
Eye am very passionate about koala rights, and hope to give koala da right to vote!

Canada

Eye am continuing me travel journey 'round da world in Canada!
Da humans here are all so nice and are always carrying around maple syrup.
And look who eye ran into.... Kate Middleton!

The Big Bang Theory

Eye hope yu guys all luv me TV show the Big Bang Theory.
Yu all thought Howard was the only Jew on da show butt...
Da Kosher Koala was lieing in da background all these years.

Stephen Curry

Yu guys may know may as da Kosher Koala, butt dat is not me only name.
To those in sports, eye am merely Stephen Curry.
Pleese keep me little secret a secret.

Russia

Today eye voyaged off to Russia, home of da Putin.
Eye served as of his body gaurds along these fierce women.
Did yu know that Putin once killed a bear with both hands tied behing his bak!

India

Eye am going on a world tour visiting all da countries me viewers are in!
Todays stop is in da delicious country of India: home of sum o the most delicious chiken.

Poland

Eye had me so much fun on me trip to Poland!!!
Eye may hav gained a few pounds though becuz of da food.
Leeve a comment if yu hav been to Poland or liv there!

Beyonce

Eye had so much fun sitting on the court with Beyonce at da Nets game!
Just as with T-Swizzle (Taylor Swift), yu should expect a song by Beyonce about me soon!

Tiger Woods 2.0

Eye luv spending a day on da course hitting eagle after bogey after bogey.
Peeples call me the second coming of Tiger Woods minus all da wifey troubles.
Eye also hav a grate caddy who yu can see hugging a tree in da back. 

Statue of Liberty

If yu hav'nt been to New York recently yu hav'nt seen the new Statue of Liberty.
The Koala of Liberty represents all dat is grate in da USA... Koalas and Eukalyptos leafs.

Mt. Rushmore

The prezident and all his staff voted and the Kosher Koala iz now on Mt. Rushmore.
Thomas Jefferson iz no longer as important as eye am.
This change iz affective immediately and will be completed by 2035.

The Sphinx

Eye know yu have seen the Sphinx before...
Butt have yu seen the Kosher Koala Sphinx before?
Did version of the phinx is less common place butt much more betterer!

Yale

Eye visited the University of Yale College today a daye after visiting Harvard.
Eye am currently torn between which is da betterer.
Harvard won in da basketball game so eye think eye may be leening their.

Harvard

Today eye visited the prestigus Harvard College University.
Eye am concentrating in Politics and How Dey Affect Koala Bears in da USA.
Did yu know Harvard spelled bakwards is Almost as Good as Yale (or Dravrah).